October 12, 2005
Daffy Duck Meets Mazie Dog
I warned you. Didn't I warn you? I said she was the destroyer of toys. When I took off the first foot, and then the other foot it was funny. But then she had to go off and destroy one of my favorite dog toys.
It reminds me of those old Loony Tunes cartoons when Daffy's bill would get blown off with a shotgun and spin around his head or fall off on the floor. But this time he's not making any funny quips.
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August 22, 2005
Dogs Love Tennis Balls
I didn't do it.
Now give me the ball.
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August 17, 2005
Destroyer of Dog Toys
You may remember the duck. I can claim the feet.
Then there was my piggy. Formerly my piggy.
Then the poor Cat in the Hat. At least he still has his hat.
And another cat.
And today the bear took it in the face.
Don't let those eyes fool you. She is Mazie, Destroyer of Toys.
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December 23, 2003
That's just morbid.
Chewing off one foot was humorous; chewing off both feet is somehow morbid.
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November 18, 2003
Mmm... Duck.
Tonight I dined on some duck. Pretty tasty.
(You may remember this particular duck.)
November 9, 2003
Psychadelic Bouncy Ball
Check out my new toy.
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October 18, 2003
Bottle Caps Anonymous
Hi, my name is Speak, and I have a problem.
I'm addicted to bottle caps. It started off innocently enough, with just one cap to play with but now it has turned into an obssesion. I chase them, I chew on them, I haul them outside and try to bury them, I leave them on the stairs for people to step on. There are bottle caps everywhere in my house. And people are constantly adding more to my collection. I'm trying to cut back, but it's hard.
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October 11, 2003
Everything but the beak and feet.
This is one of my favorite toys. If I were you, I'd consider getting one.