October 27, 2003
This leash demeans us both.
(Filed under: Dog News)I'm not so sure about this new product I saw in the paper this morning, the Bow Lingual. It translates dog barks into human English. When I say "arf," it says something inane like "I'm above you." Think Uncle Herb's baby translator on The Simpsons.
Some smart professor guy compared it to George Bush giving a press conference. I'm not sure what that means, but I think I agree.
Posted by Speak at October 27, 2003 8:03 AM
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Comments
Do I need to defend the President to a dog?!?
Posted by: Josh at October 27, 2003 2:03 PM
Arf! Bark! Bow wow wow!
Translation: Why don't you just tie a magic 8 ball to my neck and ask me yes/no questions? It could be just as fun!
Posted by: Henson at October 27, 2003 4:22 PM
I heard that when you put one of these things on a Dachshund's neck, it just keeps saying "Master race! Master race!" over and over again.
Posted by: Josh at October 27, 2003 4:25 PM