February 15, 2006
Bodily Fluids
(Filed under: Health)What's a baby blog without at least one entry talking about bodily fluids?
Man, babies manage to ooze from both ends. It's like the flood.
One of the very first poopy diapers I had to change on my daughter wasn't so bad. Until she started peeing in the middle of the changing. Talk about a flood. And if that wasn't bad enough, then she started pooping again, adding to the already sizeable, um, pile. I guess baby diapers can't get much worse than that, can they? (more knowledgeable parents are nowshaking their heads)
And then there's the spit-up. Yesterday Lexi managed to spit up while taking a nap. Her sleeper, her shirt, her onsie, her blanket and the blanket's cover all ended up in the laundry pile. I even have a lovely video of her smiling and wide-eyed, looking so content and happy until she burped and white stuff started pouring out her mouth. There's one for grandma.
Update: Hardly an hour after I wrote this Lexi managed to ooze from both ends at the same time while I was changing her. I had heard of projectile vomitting, but nobody warned me about projectile pooping. Just call me the Poopsmith.
Posted by kevin at February 15, 2006 4:53 PM
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