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2001: A Space Odyssey

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A little weirder than the book (even less explained), but it still bugs me that Hal has little to do with the overall plot.

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50 First Dates

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A Prairie Home Companion

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A Scanner Darkly

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The rotoscoping is cool, but the rest of the movie isn't quite as cool.

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About a Boy

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Based on the novel by Nick Hornby (who also wrote the John Cusack flick High Fidelity), About a Boy is the story of a hip and selfish single guy who doesn't work and a 12-year-old boy who desperately needs a place to fit in.

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Akeelan and the Bee

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Akira

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Huh? Why do I keep watching these sci-fi "classics"?

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An Inconvenient Truth

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Who knew a glorified slide show could be so entertaining?

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Aquamarine

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Blades of Glory

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So stupid, yet so hilarious.

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Brazil

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Saw it referenced enough that I thought I should watch it. Shouldn't have.

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Bridge to Terabithia

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Bruce Almighty

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Call it shock and awe, but Jim Carrey stars in a movie that deals reverently with God and still has a sense of humor.

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CSA: The Confederate States of America

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Cars

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I expect better from Pixar. Something about talking cars just didn't do it for me.

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Children of Heaven

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Children of Men

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An amazing little sci-fi flick based in a future where the human race has become infertile.

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Click

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Why does Adam Sandler alway do these heart-warming family movies that you can't really watch with your kids?

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Dear Wendy

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Die Another Day

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James Bond is back for the 20th time (isn't he retired yet?), with Pierce Brosnan again playing Bond.

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Dodgeball

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The down and out every man battles the corporate bohemoth in a game of dodgeball.

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Dune

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What was that all about?

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Eragon

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I just couldn't get past the feeling that this story was made from scraps and shreds of every other epic fantasy story.

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Fight Club

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Finding Neverland

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It's Johnny Depp, what more needs to be said?

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Ghost Rider

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God Grew Tired of Us

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My favorite part was when they were trying to understand what Santa Claus and decorating pine trees has to do with Christmas.

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Gunner Palace

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Gunner Palace was a former party house of Uday Hussein in Baghdad and home base for the 2/3 Field Artillery in late 2003 and 2004.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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Hotel Rwanda

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I cried in the theater.

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I Heart Huckabees

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Meh. It's an existential comedy, which is really as weird as it sounds. Basically if you're interested in philosophy and lots of heady discussions, you might find it interesting. Otherwise, it's rather odd and boring.

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Ice Age

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Just because it's computer animated doesn't mean it's the next best thing.

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Ice Age: The Meltdown

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Idiocracy

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It's kind of amazing that this movie got made and not surprising that Fox tried to dump it so completely.

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Iron Giant

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A young boy befriends a giant alien robot and protects it from a government agent out to destroy it.

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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Yet another Kevin Smith flick starring two pathetic stoners, Jay and Silent Bob.

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Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie

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The folks at Big Idea have done it again.

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King Kong

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Little Miss Sunshine

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So bizarre. So funny.

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Mean Girls

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Wow. Who would have thought yet another teen comedy could be so, well, not bad.

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Memento

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Leonard Shelby is hunting down the man who murdered and raped his wife.

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Miracle

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It's the ultimate Hollywood story: an underdog sports team rising against incredible odds to beat the longtime favorite, all while the political climate makes it so much more than a game.

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Munich

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Music and Lyrics

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My Dog Skip

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My Super Ex-Girlfriend

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What's with Luke Wilson and mediocre comedies?

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Nacho Libre

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Nanny McPhee

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Ocean's Twelve

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With its ensemble cast and intricate heist, 2001's Ocean's Eleven was a hit.

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Osama

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Over the Hedge

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Pan's Labyrinth

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

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Who writes this stuff? If you shut up and eat your popcorn, it is kind of fun. But don't think too hard.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

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Typical greedy sequel. Lame. Johnny Depp is the only reason it's worth anything.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Who would have thought a movie based on a theme park ride could be so fun?

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Radio Days

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Riding in Cars with Boys

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It's a drama about growing up with your mistakes, laced with enough humor to make it enjoyable.

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Runaway Jury

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Saint Ralph

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Saved!

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Good Christian girl Mary (Jena Malone) finds out her boyfriend thinks he's gay and she thinks Jesus wants her to save her boyfriend by sleeping with him.

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School of Rock

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The infamous Jack Black finally gets a lead role in a movie that's so perfect because of what it's not.

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Secondhand Lions

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A boy's negligent mother drops him off with two millionaire, crotchety uncles for the summer.

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Serenity

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Shallow Hal

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I expected a movie that actually embraced and espoused the idea that beauty comes from within.

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Sleepover

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This is the most junior high movie ever.

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Solyent Green

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Spanglish

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I've never been much of an Adam Sandler fan. I can never stand his juvenile humor. But Spanglish has him doing something different: Acting.
[spoiler warning]

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Spider-Man 3

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Wow. That was awful.

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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Star Wars Trilogy

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The original campy sci-fi opera comes to DVD in all its glory.

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Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace

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Nostalgia can take a movie pretty far, but not far enough. What was George Lucas thinking?

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Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones

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After the pitiful return of the Star Wars saga with The Phantom Menace, George Lucas gets to try again. Sadly, he doesn't do much better (Warning: Spoilers ahead).

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Stranger Than Fiction

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Will Ferrell in a very non-Will Ferrell role. I love these quirky movies about writers. Very funky and fun.

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Surf's Up

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Swiss Family Robinson

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Tender Mercies

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This is a slow, life study of a man atoning for his past sins. Probably too slow for today's movie-goers, but I love the slow, methodical character study.

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin

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Raunchier than it needed to be (though not as raunchy as it could have been), but it had more heart than I expected.

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The Constant Gardener

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The Departed

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The Devil Wears Prada

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The Family Stone

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The Journey of Natty Gann

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The Kingdom of Heaven

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The Last Flight of Noah's Ark

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The Last Mimzy

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Very weird, but visually interesting. Plus it's got Rainn Wilson from The Office.

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The Majestic

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In the early 1950s a rising Hollywood screen writer, played by Jim Carey, is implicated as a Communist.

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The Mighty

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The Second Chance

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Smitty's big acting debut.

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The Secret of Roan Inish

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The Sum of All Fears

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Another Tom Clancy book comes to the big screen, this time with Ben Affleck playing a younger Jack Ryan. Affleck is a bit too cocky for a CIA historian/desk-jockey called upon to advise the president. This time around terrorists bent on restoring facism steal a nuclear bomb and set it off in Baltimore, hoping to launch a nuclear war between Russia and the U.S. that would destroy both nations, allowing facism to rule again. Interesting idea, but the plot isn't as interesting as watching what happens when a nuclear weapon is detonated in a major U.S. city and how the president responds.

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The Ultimate Gift

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Schmaltz-o-rama. Not even Abigail Breslin could salvage this one.

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Transformers

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I've never had so much fun at the movies.

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Tuck Everlasting

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Natalie Babbitt's children's novel finally sees the big screen, but if you're really into the story, you better read the book.

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V for Vendetta

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Windtalkers

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X2: X-Men United

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In the midst of the summer of 2003's comic book-turned-movie resurgence one sequel came out with all the mind-bending special effects you'd expect, as well as some moments of faith you wouldn't.

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