..Movie Reviews..

But rather than having some semblance of a plot that Jay and Silent Bob get wrapped up in (ala Dogma, Clerks, Mall Rats, or Chasing Amy), this one's just about the two stoners. The results are expectedly flat. Jay and Silent Bob are on a mission to stop a movie from being made about them so the losers on the Internet will stop bad mouthing them. It's a backhanded whack at anyone who's ever dissed Kevin Smith and his not-so-lovable stoners. Despite some of the biggest names in the business (George Carlin, Chris Rock, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jason Biggs, and freakin' Mark Hamill, to name a few), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back sucks. The humor comes from somewhere in the vicinity of a sewage plant and the plot is lame. But then again, what do you expect?