November 2, 2007

Spider-Man 3
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Wow. That was awful.
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Surf's Up
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October 30, 2007

God Grew Tired of Us
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My favorite part was when they were trying to understand what Santa Claus and decorating pine trees has to do with Christmas.
October 25, 2007

Blades of Glory
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So stupid, yet so hilarious.
October 11, 2007

2001: A Space Odyssey
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A little weirder than the book (even less explained), but it still bugs me that Hal has little to do with the overall plot.
October 1, 2007

The Ultimate Gift
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Schmaltz-o-rama. Not even Abigail Breslin could salvage this one.
September 8, 2007

My Super Ex-Girlfriend
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What's with Luke Wilson and mediocre comedies?
August 25, 2007

Ghost Rider
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August 20, 2007

The Last Mimzy
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Very weird, but visually interesting. Plus it's got Rainn Wilson from The Office.
August 12, 2007

Eragon
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I just couldn't get past the feeling that this story was made from scraps and shreds of every other epic fantasy story.

Bridge to Terabithia
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July 17, 2007

Transformers
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I've never had so much fun at the movies.
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July 9, 2007

Akira
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Huh? Why do I keep watching these sci-fi "classics"?
June 2, 2007

Pan's Labyrinth
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May 29, 2007

Brazil
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Saw it referenced enough that I thought I should watch it. Shouldn't have.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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Who would have thought a movie based on a theme park ride could be so fun?

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
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Who writes this stuff? If you shut up and eat your popcorn, it is kind of fun. But don't think too hard.
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Music and Lyrics
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May 12, 2007

V for Vendetta
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King Kong
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Children of Heaven
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My Dog Skip
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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CSA: The Confederate States of America
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The Constant Gardener
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Aquamarine
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Fight Club
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Dear Wendy
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Saint Ralph
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The Kingdom of Heaven
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The Secret of Roan Inish
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Osama
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Akeelan and the Bee
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The Journey of Natty Gann
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Nacho Libre
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Munich
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A Prairie Home Companion
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Over the Hedge
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Runaway Jury
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Windtalkers
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Nanny McPhee
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The Mighty
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Cars
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I expect better from Pixar. Something about talking cars just didn't do it for me.

Swiss Family Robinson
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Ice Age: The Meltdown
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The Devil Wears Prada
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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Typical greedy sequel. Lame. Johnny Depp is the only reason it's worth anything.

A Scanner Darkly
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The rotoscoping is cool, but the rest of the movie isn't quite as cool.
May 11, 2007

Click
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Why does Adam Sandler alway do these heart-warming family movies that you can't really watch with your kids?

Dune
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What was that all about?

Idiocracy
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It's kind of amazing that this movie got made and not surprising that Fox tried to dump it so completely.

The Family Stone
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Little Miss Sunshine
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So bizarre. So funny.

The Last Flight of Noah's Ark
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The Second Chance
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Smitty's big acting debut.

Radio Days
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An Inconvenient Truth
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Who knew a glorified slide show could be so entertaining?

50 First Dates
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The Departed
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Solyent Green
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The 40-Year-Old Virgin
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Raunchier than it needed to be (though not as raunchy as it could have been), but it had more heart than I expected.
May 6, 2007

Serenity
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Hotel Rwanda
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I cried in the theater.

Stranger Than Fiction
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Will Ferrell in a very non-Will Ferrell role. I love these quirky movies about writers. Very funky and fun.

Children of Men
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An amazing little sci-fi flick based in a future where the human race has become infertile.
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August 16, 2005

Gunner Palace
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Gunner Palace was a former party house of Uday Hussein in Baghdad and home base for the 2/3 Field Artillery in late 2003 and 2004.
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June 4, 2005

Spanglish
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I've never been much of an Adam Sandler fan. I can never stand his juvenile humor. But Spanglish has him doing something different: Acting.
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May 19, 2005

Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
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After the pitiful return of the Star Wars saga with The Phantom Menace, George Lucas gets to try again. Sadly, he doesn't do much better (Warning: Spoilers ahead).
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Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
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Nostalgia can take a movie pretty far, but not far enough. What was George Lucas thinking?
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May 10, 2005

Ocean's Twelve
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With its ensemble cast and intricate heist, 2001's Ocean's Eleven was a hit.
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April 5, 2005

Memento
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Leonard Shelby is hunting down the man who murdered and raped his wife.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Yet another Kevin Smith flick starring two pathetic stoners, Jay and Silent Bob.
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March 27, 2005

Finding Neverland
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It's Johnny Depp, what more needs to be said?
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I Heart Huckabees
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Meh. It's an existential comedy, which is really as weird as it sounds. Basically if you're interested in philosophy and lots of heady discussions, you might find it interesting. Otherwise, it's rather odd and boring.
March 21, 2005

Ice Age
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Just because it's computer animated doesn't mean it's the next best thing.

Riding in Cars with Boys
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It's a drama about growing up with your mistakes, laced with enough humor to make it enjoyable.
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March 19, 2005

Shallow Hal
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I expected a movie that actually embraced and espoused the idea that beauty comes from within.
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The Majestic
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In the early 1950s a rising Hollywood screen writer, played by Jim Carey, is implicated as a Communist.
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Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
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The folks at Big Idea have done it again.
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March 18, 2005

Tuck Everlasting
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Natalie Babbitt's children's novel finally sees the big screen, but if you're really into the story, you better read the book.
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Die Another Day
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James Bond is back for the 20th time (isn't he retired yet?), with Pierce Brosnan again playing Bond.
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The Sum of All Fears
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Another Tom Clancy book comes to the big screen, this time with Ben Affleck playing a younger Jack Ryan. Affleck is a bit too cocky for a CIA historian/desk-jockey called upon to advise the president. This time around terrorists bent on restoring facism steal a nuclear bomb and set it off in Baltimore, hoping to launch a nuclear war between Russia and the U.S. that would destroy both nations, allowing facism to rule again. Interesting idea, but the plot isn't as interesting as watching what happens when a nuclear weapon is detonated in a major U.S. city and how the president responds.

About a Boy
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Based on the novel by Nick Hornby (who also wrote the John Cusack flick High Fidelity), About a Boy is the story of a hip and selfish single guy who doesn't work and a 12-year-old boy who desperately needs a place to fit in.
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February 21, 2005

Tender Mercies
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This is a slow, life study of a man atoning for his past sins. Probably too slow for today's movie-goers, but I love the slow, methodical character study.
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Iron Giant
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A young boy befriends a giant alien robot and protects it from a government agent out to destroy it.

Dodgeball
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The down and out every man battles the corporate bohemoth in a game of dodgeball.
January 16, 2005

Sleepover
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This is the most junior high movie ever.
January 15, 2005

Star Wars Trilogy
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The original campy sci-fi opera comes to DVD in all its glory.